I know you erased my password. Probably deleted my retinal scan. But if you want to stay ahead of me, Mr. Secretary…
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
this is art
Toph as a mother would be somewhat terrifying.
Lin tries to sneak out of the house without doing her chores, suddenly a voice bellows from across the house “I DIDN’T FEEL YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!”
Lin gets back from school with a report card “Tell me what you got in History” “…B+?” “You’re lying” *Metalbends a megaphone* “HEY TWIKLETOES! FLY OVER HERE AND READ THIS REPORT CARD FOR ME!”
Lin is learning earthbending ” Mom…my room dosn’t have any walls” “I know, I got rid of them. You have until tonight to make new ones, remember your stance!”
Hiccup cosplay, from how to train your dragon two.
OMG YOU HANDSOME DEVIL YOU’RE JUST AS GOOD LOOKING AS THE ANIMATED HICCUP.OMG COME MARRY ME THIS INSTANT AND I WILL BE YOUR TOOTHLESS.